1. makeupandmotherhood:

    i-made-him-say-comfychairs:

    amroyounes:

    Life hacks mixed with a few great inventions!

    the kids drive in one is great!!

    I like the kids drive in one too, I need to do that for my two!

    (via daughtersisteraunty)

     
  2. creativerule34hentai:

    "Now you listen ‘ere, sonny! In my time we didn’t have your fancy litterboxes like today - we made some ourselves! We’d travel through FLOORS AND FLOORS just to find the right kind of shoe to sh*t in!

    Not many came back. Most found it much more convenient to sneak around the kitchen for food.”

    captain-lavaguava:

    THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

    Lol….kinda reminds me of grandpa
    lenaredd

    (Source: okithecat, via princess-luma)

     
  3. nurse-alli:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    themetaisawesome:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    midnightrainbow:

    your-royal-tigress-of-leo-iii:

    sizvideos:

    Watch the video 

    Follow our Tumblr

    I will judge you if you don’t this on your blog.

    omg what is life. This dog (and baby!) are too precious.

    I AM SORRY SMALL HUMAN

    I DID WRONG ;_;

    I WILL BE GOOD DOG NOW

    My skills as a babysitter

    I WILL COVER YOU WITH PLUSH UNTIL YOU ARE HAPPY AGAIN 

    I can’t not reblog this..

    (via ttinkerthegrouch)

     
  4. ottermatopoeia:

    that’s his bed now

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  5. arachnids-arisen:

    assstiel:

    officialkia:

    pennameverity:

    This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 

    But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.

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    I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 

    It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.

    Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.

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    Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 

    The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.

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    And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!

    Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.

    Okay, what else?

    Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.

    Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.

    You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.

    And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 

    If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

    Coolest app I’ve ever downloaded.

    i recommend this to all of my students

    okay i’m on the very first lesson and i’m going over shit we learned at THE GOD DAMN END OF THE SPANISH CLASS I TOOK LAST YEAR.

    THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

    (via raisingagentleman)

     

  6. "

    I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

    Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

    Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

    If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

    And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

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    timemachineyeah (via ask-pauli-amorous)

    Eat THAT, hormone-snipers!

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  8. shydavestrideer:

    ioweyouasoul:

    LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

    SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

    ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

    THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

    THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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    AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

    MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

    HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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    HOLY SHIT

    OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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    WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

    this site is the shits

    (Source: literalmarveltrash, via runeatsleepstudydream)

     
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